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the global closet

rhymes with "bridgette"

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TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET
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it's seven o clock in the mornin and the rays from the sun wake me
up...


and so begins the epic, homeric odyssey that is robert "r" kelly's magnum hip-hopera "trapped in the closet".

this community is for that. because, yes, indeed, it is "so damn twisted".

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