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Sunday, August 26th, 2007
4:48 pm
chapter 19
Poll #1045587 eternal question

"just stop pimpin'"?

it's that simple. pimp luscious can do it.
OVERSIMPLIFICATION. he ain't never gonna stop p-p-p-p-p-p-pimpin

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007
9:14 am
Monday, August 20th, 2007
11:48 pm
Trapped in the Closet party!
So I'm having a party tomorrow for the release of the new one, and I want to do some sort of game. I know it's kind of lame, but I made a couple T-Shirts from the film, and want to give them away to friends. And I don't really know what I can do. Any ideas?

I'm thinking something along the lines of "guess how many midgets there are" and obviously, there's not going to be enough midgets to do that question with 15 people guessing, but that's sort of the game I'm aiming for, where before watching it, we can guess on something, and the winners get the shirts.


And I'm so fucking excited for the new one.
Sunday, August 19th, 2007
4:54 pm
resonatormag.com=live. titc. like the beasties, chchcheck it out.
Saturday, August 18th, 2007
10:38 pm
Friday, August 17th, 2007
2:31 pm

it looks bootleg, i know-i decided to put 'em both together, as the masterwork they are.
Monday, July 30th, 2007
8:55 pm
Um, excuse me, pitchfork? What about Roxanne and Tina?
R. Kelly Adds Ten Chapters to "Trapped in the Closet"
Shit! Think! Shit! Think! Shit! Quick put me in the closet!
"Trapped in the Closet", R. Kelly's sprawling, Puccinian ode to enclosed spaces, shall sprawl anew August 21, when ten additional chapters are tacked on to the end of the series' dozen on a Jive-issued DVD. According to Billboard.com, the transformation of "Trapped" from smartly-paced adultery whodunit to neck-snapping pixelated freakshow will be complete once these chapters are in the can:

The new round of "Trapped" videos finds Kelly portraying an old man named Randolph, complete with a pot belly and a fake white beard that nearly falls off mid-scene, as well as a preacher in a gray Jheri-curl wig and garish orange suit. In one of the final chapters, Kelly's Sylvester character talks business with a "Sopranos"-esque mobster who is eating a giant plate of spaghetti.

In other words, everything "Trapped" did in the past, he's about to double up on it. Still, what's to become of Rosie the Nosy Neighbor? Will we ever learn the fate of the hefty Bridget, her husband OmarJames, star-crossed lovers Chuck and Rufus? Will Kells ever reveal just why he has a fiery silhouette of himself hanging in his bedroom? There's no Soap Opera Digest for this stuff, people, and I demand answers.

IFC will air the original twelve chapters in anticipation of the release of the 13-22 DVD, and stream the whole blasted epic on their website. Man, is that water droplet noise ever gonna get annoying around #15.

In other Kells news, Double Up recently went platinum. To celebrate, Kells indulged in dessert.

Source: http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/page/news/44424-r-kelly-adds-ten-chapters-to-trapped-in-the-closet
Saturday, June 23rd, 2007
4:41 pm
bout ta doubleup

so, if the next missive of the hip-hopera, chapters 13-22, come out july 24th....

any of y'all who've been knowin' rufus 'bout a year in the south (atlanta or surrounding areas) up for a screening?

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007
12:29 pm
JULY 24, 2007


That is all.

Don't believe me? Wikipedia cites its references
Sunday, March 25th, 2007
8:21 pm
trapped in the drive thru

god bless you weird al.
5:57 pm
possibly inspired by that "crooked-ass police"'s epicurean cooking method for your local fried chicken shack's goods & wares (i.e. chicken in a box in a wok), comes:

Tuesday, March 13th, 2007
2:20 pm
R. Kelly's new album is due out in May, and he has recently revealed quite a bit of information about it in a ridiculous, six-minute long phone message you can hear by calling (312) 278-3965. The number patches callers directly to the "Chocolate Factory," i.e. a tinny recording of Kelly introducing snippets of songs from the album, which he says is called Double Up.
Wednesday, March 7th, 2007
1:00 pm
say it with me:



Friday, December 22nd, 2006
1:42 am
Tuesday, December 5th, 2006
3:27 pm
Ladies and Gents, we have for your pleasure - a casting call for the next installment! If you're in Chicago, how can you pass this up???
Sunday, October 22nd, 2006
1:20 pm
Saturday, October 21st, 2006
10:15 pm
on the dl like r-kel



Friday, July 21st, 2006
2:19 am
Seven o'clock in the mornin' and the raaays of the sun wakes me...
Friday, April 21st, 2006
1:34 pm
Trapped in the Closet on Wikipedia

P.S. does anyone know release dates for the next chapters?

Current Mood: excited
Wednesday, April 19th, 2006
7:49 pm
trapped in the LIVE
from the fader blog, one of my most beloved and obsessed-over music sites:

--We'd been tossing and turning in bed for weeks now in anticipation of the show that finally hit Radio City Music Hall last night. Mr Show Biz aka the Pied Piper bka Robert Kelly and his "Light It Up" tour hit town and OH SHIT was it worth the wait. If R Kelly is coming to a town near you, find a way to get your ass in a seat.

Some highlights:

The lights go down. A brief intermission. The lights come up and a solitary closet stands center stage. The "Trapped In The Closet" video plays the first chapter, then Kells busts out, sans microphone, and pantomimes the next few chapters as the backing track and video play. When he becomes the Chuck character, the crowd goes wild.

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